"Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them out in the lab. Why sell your soul to the devil, when you can sell your clone’s soul?"
"Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco."
"I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!"
"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."