"Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them out in the lab. Why sell your soul to the devil, when you can sell your clone’s soul?"
"I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know."
"Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect you, and defer to you, yet you don’t have the burden that comes with heavy knowledge."
"I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!"
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."
"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."