I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."

"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."

"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."