I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
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"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
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