I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."

"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."

"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."

"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."

"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."