I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."
"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."