On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The charac... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
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"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"