More quotes by George Carlin

"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"