More quotes by George Carlin

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
"It's never just a game when you're winning."