I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. - George Carlin
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"