People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, i... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."

"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."

"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."

"I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to replace the one you stole."