People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, i... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I don’t believe in it. Science has yet to validate my disbelief in Bigfoot."

"People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating."

"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."