I type on my keyboard like I’m Beethoven on the piano. My wo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Like a ballet dancer, she keeps me on my toes. This dance we're doing, it keeps me so fit I know she's a perfect fit for me."

"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"

"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."

"Nostalgia is being blind to the bad and only remembering the good. Thinking about all the love I had for her is a positively Helen-Kelleresque experience."

"As soon as you cross the county line into where all the wealthier people live, the weather is suddenly sunnier and warmer. Even at night."