More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."
"I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily."