When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that it’s not “my” generation. I’m only co-owner with a 50% stake."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m giving a free concert tonight. Seating is limited, so bring your own toilet. While there is no admission price, if you bring 100 dollars, it’s like a roll of toilet paper."
"Let’s do a 50-50 deal, with me getting 75% of the profits, and you getting the other half. That’s how we can both get the most value out of a relationship."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."