I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had w... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I like to spoon after I fork."
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."
"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."
"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."
"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."