I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointmen... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras,"which follows around a young, braless feminist who struggles to adopt in air conditioned rooms, as her hardened nipples cause her excess embarrassment."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I like to spoon after I fork."
"I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes."
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."