More quotes by Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."
"I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me."
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."
"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."