I want to write a book so long that it will take the average... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."
"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"
"I like to spoon after I fork."