I want to write a book so long that it will take the average... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."

"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"

"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."