"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two."