In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, becau... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."