Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."