Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."