More quotes by Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."
"I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming."