"I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it."
"In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one day so that two of my clones can live."
"I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face."
"I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy."
"I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100."
"I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame."