"The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories."
"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."
"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."
"The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?"
"I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does."
"Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it."