I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, ha... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."

"I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely."

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."