I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermin... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."