I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more tim... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."