I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Lat... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
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"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables."
"I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming."
"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."