I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Lat... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
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"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."
"I like to spoon after I fork."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."