I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, ha... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
"I like to spoon after I fork."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."