"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."