More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More