When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We m... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant."
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"I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I'll overhear people say things like, 'At least he's not a complete boob."