When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We m... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant."
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"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
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