I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behi... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her."
"I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her."
"I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial."
"If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time."
"With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is amazing, however, is that he somehow managed to get his own cell."
"I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side."
"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."