Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."