Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."