Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"