Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."

"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"