There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can E... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays."

"Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden."

"Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too."

"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."

"And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, "Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam."