There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can E... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"
"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"
"I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer."
"Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too."
"The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well."
"Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden."
"I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry."