If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick t... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave."
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"Yesterday I memorized Shakespeare, and tomorrow I'm also going to memorize his first name."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."
"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."