More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"I don't like customer service, because I don't believe the customer should have to pay and help out too."
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
"I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
"I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named Bob."