More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time."
"I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep."
"I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines."