More quotes by Will Rogers

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."