If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go... - Will Rogers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."