#humorous-quotes

"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."

"If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever one is a banker."

"Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys."

"I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever."

"Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels."

"All art requires is courage and the commitment to eat lots of biscuits. D Ellis / 2016"