#humorous-quotes

"If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever one is a banker."

"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."

"All art requires is courage and the commitment to eat lots of biscuits. D Ellis / 2016"

"Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels."

"Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys."

"I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever."