I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Fami... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size,"and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together."

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