More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."