If you converted a water fountain into a fire fountain, then... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you converted a water fountain into a fire fountain, then you’d have what it takes to stoke the heat I have for you in my heart."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."
"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"