If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the huma... - Dave Barry

"The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter."

"The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida."

"Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything."

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"