If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the huma... - Dave Barry

"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

"The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter."

"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."