The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely... - Dave Barry
"The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter."
"The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter."
"Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
"It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin."
"Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.'Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right?Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?'Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?"