The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely... - Dave Barry
"The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter."
"The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter."
"As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse."
"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings."
"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"
"Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects."
"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."