More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Why are desire scales 1-10? They should be 1-12, like a clock, because I want her 1-12, I mean like all the time."
"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."