If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get pan... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."