If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get pan... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."
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"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."