More quotes by Woody Allen

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."