More quotes by Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."