More quotes by Woody Allen

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."