More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."