I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper.... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."