I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper.... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"Personal branding is crucial in today's society. Just remember to wait until the metal is red hot before pressing it into your flesh."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."