I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper.... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll cut jewels in the shape of crumpled-up pieces of paper. Her wedding ring may look like my 33rd attempt at my marriage vows."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one."
"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."