A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I sip my coffee like I fall in love—alone in a field of flowers, writing poetry for the mailman, who delivers love letters, but never gets any."

"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."

"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."

"Peanut butter and jelly is like the older, more serious brother to egg salad sandwich. I’m an only child, so I eat both with incredible sadness."

"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."