A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."