When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shou... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
"I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with each knock being three years apart. At the end of the nine years I’ll reply, “Who is it?” And without delay or reply, the person on the other side of the door is to find a new job."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."