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"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"