When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shou... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."

"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."

"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."

"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"

"I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead."