When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shou... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."

"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."

"I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with each knock being three years apart. At the end of the nine years I’ll reply, “Who is it?” And without delay or reply, the person on the other side of the door is to find a new job."