A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."