A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I hav... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."