In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for some... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."
"If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave."
"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
"I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man named Bob."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."