In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for some... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
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"I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side."
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