In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for some... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
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"I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I'll overhear people say things like, 'At least he's not a complete boob."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."