In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for some... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
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"I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I'm 42."
"I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open, especially if that man was a Cyclops."
"If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave."
"I'm so excited. I just bought a new file cabinet, some manila folders, some sticky note pads, and a few highlighters, and I think I'm finally ready to enter into organized crime."
"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."