"I'm so excited. I just bought a new file cabinet, some manila folders, some sticky note pads, and a few highlighters, and I think I'm finally ready to enter into organized crime."
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
"Yesterday I memorized Shakespeare, and tomorrow I'm also going to memorize his first name."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."