"I let coffee drip into my mouth the same way I fall in love—slowly, as I wring out my shirt before going to scrub off the 32-ounce spill. I’m as romantic as a free-refill station that’s out of sugar, cream, and stirring sticks."
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."