More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."