More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."