It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upo... - Dorothy Parker

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."