More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."